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thanks pete

hi im too emotionally dependent on fictional characters, youtubers, and band members hmu if you are too i love interacting with random strangers on the internet

please don't take me too seriously I'm just a sad, well-boiled emo potato

Aug 19 '14

tonystarks:

clint barton is my favorite avenger because he’s the type of guy to fall down and yell “PARKOUR”

Aug 19 '14
  • someone: what's your favorite movie
  • me: forgets every movie i've ever seen
Aug 19 '14

izzetheking:

How is sponge bob a sponge if everyone in his family are chocolate chip cookies

Aug 19 '14

turnerkane:

"I can’t enter a room without telling everyone I’m gay. It’s a nervous thing. It’s worse with new people." {x}

Aug 19 '14

tastefullyoffensive:

How to Get 10% Off Your Order at Not a Burger Stand in Burbank, CA

Previously: Funny and Creative Sandwich Board Signs

Aug 19 '14

autumnlesterhowell:

if u don’t like folie à deux then u can folie à delete urself from my life

Aug 19 '14
stopthinkingandliv:

*dies of alcohol poisoning*

stopthinkingandliv:

*dies of alcohol poisoning*

Aug 19 '14
kingjaffejoffer:

Remember this when you read reports of people ‘looting’ McDonalds tomorrow

kingjaffejoffer:

Remember this when you read reports of people ‘looting’ McDonalds tomorrow

Aug 19 '14
sushinfood:

ceaselesslyme:

tastefullyoffensive:

[alphabitch]

I thought this was a metal statue

instead it’s a fucking metal as hell dog

sushinfood:

ceaselesslyme:

tastefullyoffensive:

[alphabitch]

I thought this was a metal statue

instead it’s a fucking metal as hell dog

Aug 19 '14
wannajoke:

Sunny Days

wannajoke:

Sunny Days

Aug 19 '14

seriousjones:

hi everyone, it’s dorothy gale from kansas, and i nominate the wicked witch of the west for the ice bucket challenge

Aug 19 '14

nebulizard:

shout out to everybody who has school soon

i believe in you

you will be excellent this year

and if you’re not that’s ok too it doesn’t mean you’re not smart

just remember to take care of yourself because your mental health is more important than your grades ok?

group hug ily all

Aug 19 '14

prettyoutcast:

Are you ever in class and you hear a random muffled scream from a nearby class and you’re like the fucks going on

(Source: prettyoutcast)

Aug 19 '14

saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 

Aug 19 '14

bovidae:

not changing ur url to maintain your brand recognition

Can you turn on the light,
please?