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my tan lines make me cry

I'm tagging everything related to season 8 of dw as 'dw spoilers' so please blacklist that instead if unfollowing me if you don't want to see spoilers

hi im too emotionally dependent on fictional characters, youtubers, and band members hmu if you are too i love interacting with random strangers on the internet

please don't take me too seriously I'm just a sad, well-boiled emo potato

Sep 1 '14
thahalfrican:

sp0iledbabe:

…. What

pokemon is forreal #Wakeupamerica

thahalfrican:

sp0iledbabe:

…. What

pokemon is forreal #Wakeupamerica

(Source: glukauf)

Sep 1 '14

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Sep 1 '14

proctalgia:

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

(Source: proctalgia)

Sep 1 '14
  • me at 4am: who am i
Sep 1 '14

noablaespanol:

HE JUST GOES ALONG WITH IT

(Source: lord-stark)

Sep 1 '14

do you ever put on music in your room or whatever and sing along
then you walk out, still singing and come back in and it lines up with the song and you feel like a god

(Source: heavy-metal-barbie)

Sep 1 '14
hobopoppins:

manaphy:

wow I didn’t know fuckin chocolate eggs were gendered

OKAY LET ME TELL YOU A STORY ABOUT THE FUCKING PINK EGGS.
I work at a concession stand in an ice rink. We sell a bunch of chocolate bars and snacks and shit including Kinder Surprise eggs.
So one day this woman comes up to the counter with her two little kids, a girl who’s probably about 6 or 7 and a little boy, maybe 3 or 4. The mom asks what they want, the little girl points at the Kinder eggs and says “One of those!”. I asked if she wanted the white or the pink egg. She said pink. The little boy pointed to the Kinder eggs and says “One of those!”. I asked if he wanted the white or the pink egg. He said pink. HOLY SHIT IT WAS LIKE I OPENED THE GATES OF HELL. The mom absolutely FLIPPED and was like “YOU ARE NOT GETTING THE PINK EGG IT’S ONLY FOR GIRLS. YOU CAN GET THE WHITE ONE OR NOTHING AT ALL”. The little boy looked at his mom and said “But I want the same as ______ (whatever the sister’s name was)”. The mom completely ignored him and turned to me and gave me a death glare. “He can have the white egg.”
I had to give a little boy a white egg when he wanted the pink so that he could be the same as his big sister and he started crying. The mom just reiterated that the pink egg was for girls and told him that boys don’t cry.
And this is why we shouldn’t gender fucking chocolate eggs.

hobopoppins:

manaphy:

wow I didn’t know fuckin chocolate eggs were gendered

OKAY LET ME TELL YOU A STORY ABOUT THE FUCKING PINK EGGS.

I work at a concession stand in an ice rink. We sell a bunch of chocolate bars and snacks and shit including Kinder Surprise eggs.

So one day this woman comes up to the counter with her two little kids, a girl who’s probably about 6 or 7 and a little boy, maybe 3 or 4. The mom asks what they want, the little girl points at the Kinder eggs and says “One of those!”. I asked if she wanted the white or the pink egg. She said pink. The little boy pointed to the Kinder eggs and says “One of those!”. I asked if he wanted the white or the pink egg. He said pink. HOLY SHIT IT WAS LIKE I OPENED THE GATES OF HELL. The mom absolutely FLIPPED and was like “YOU ARE NOT GETTING THE PINK EGG IT’S ONLY FOR GIRLS. YOU CAN GET THE WHITE ONE OR NOTHING AT ALL”. The little boy looked at his mom and said “But I want the same as ______ (whatever the sister’s name was)”. The mom completely ignored him and turned to me and gave me a death glare. “He can have the white egg.”

I had to give a little boy a white egg when he wanted the pink so that he could be the same as his big sister and he started crying. The mom just reiterated that the pink egg was for girls and told him that boys don’t cry.

And this is why we shouldn’t gender fucking chocolate eggs.

Sep 1 '14
Sep 1 '14
Sep 1 '14

vonmunsterr:

comradewodka:

“this cat doesn’t even want to eat it just wants to WARM ITS FACE”

i want to do this now.

(Source: onlylolgifs)

Sep 1 '14
daddyjared:


jared with a tamagotchi

daddyjared:

jared with a tamagotchi

Sep 1 '14

809:

why is this so hard for people to understand

Sep 1 '14

grinderman2:

share a coke with your own crippling sense of loneliness and inability to be mentally present in the real world

Sep 1 '14
shouldvecameintheasymormon:

theyre onto us.

shouldvecameintheasymormon:

theyre onto us.

Sep 1 '14

lllllllllllllletswrite:

i almost got arrested when i was 7 because i was putting that fake snow stuff in plastic sandwich baggies and giving them to all my friends and more and more kids would come to me asking for snow and one of the kid’s parents found it and they thought it was cocaine so they called the police on us and they literally thought that a 7 year old girl had created an underground drug distributing system

Can you turn on the light,
please?